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normally i don't go in for these conspiracy theory ideas, but a comment by kurtbethel on another thread got me to thinking.
might this latest dvd actually be proof that there are operatives inside watchtower hq who are deliberately sabotaging the society's material?
I think its for real it but I might be wrong who knows however it looks to me as if they are producing this solely by themselves and it looks a bit amateurish as if they are just starting out in the internet distribution side of things.
It reminds me of the plain artistic drawings in the publications of the fifties like its being done on the cheap .
ahh, now i understand the reasoning for reaching out to the "wicked" internet.
the cat's out of the bag, or should i say sparlock's out of the waste basket.
i predict more animated watchtower projects on the way.
THey would make a fortune sending out 15 minute DVDs on how to live your life the Jehovah way for a contrbution of course.
breaking news:.
the honda motor corporation make jehovah sad.. honda's online brochure describes the latest civic has having "magic seats" and are innovative.. jehovah's earthly representatives are expected to call for an early boycott of all new civics because satan loves magic and jehovah does not, no way.. sparlock the new spokesperson for the devil has described the latest unfolding events and seats as significant..
Thanks for all those comments great laugh I learn something new every day.
Blues Brothers forget the voo doo Black Magic is half price at Asda.
mP Ford made the Zodiac in the fifties that was another no no.
all the videos have been taken down by the watchtower!.
yikes.
uun .
We need back up on this can Sparlock's brother Sherlock help or maybe his sister Goldilock
The Watchtower legal dept. must be having a quiet laugh about this if this is the type of legal case they are now being asked to handle .They must be short of of something to do with their time. I mean which self repecting lawyer is going to put this case on his CV when he looks for work in the future. What is he or she going to say when they explain just exactly why they defended the Sparlock case .
from wikipedia:.
female emancipation.
woman with bicycle, 1890sthe safety bicycle gave women unprecedented mobility, contributing to their emancipation in western nations.
We have a few old bikes around here.
after 100 years who was sad to see the governing body celebrate the birthday of the watchtower satan or jehovah ?
answer must be jehovah he doesn't like birthdays celebrating .
-------------------------- very good answer.. jehovah's only begotten son had an earthly birthday and it's never celebrated by the governing body who is was sad jehovah or satan ?
After 100 years who was sad to see the Governing Body celebrate the birthday of The Watchtower Satan or Jehovah ? Answer must be Jehovah he doesn't like birthdays celebrating . -------------------------- Very good answer.
Jehovah's Only Begotten Son had an earthly birthday and it's never celebrated by the Governing Body who is was sad Jehovah or Satan ? Answer must be Jehovah because he gave his Son as a ransom for mankind and that's the thanks he gets .-----------------------------
For correctly answering the above correctly the Governing Body can go on another bike ride.
Confusing isn't it.
the governing body of the jehovah witnesses have made jehovah very sad ahrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.. who liked the watchtower organisation affiliated to the u.n. jehovah or satan?
satan of course -------------- very good answer .. who liked the watchtower corporation having a libarary membership card at the un ?
satan of course---------------------- another good answer.. for answering correctly all the governing can now go on a bike ride yipeeee !.
The Governing body of the Jehovah Witnesses have made Jehovah very sad ahrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Who liked the Watchtower Organisation affiliated to the U.N. Jehovah or Satan? Satan of course -------------- very good answer .
Who liked the Watchtower Corporation having a libarary membership card at the UN ? Satan of course---------------------- another good answer.
For answering correctly all the Governing can now go on a bike ride yipeeee !
breaking news:.
the honda motor corporation make jehovah sad.. honda's online brochure describes the latest civic has having "magic seats" and are innovative.. jehovah's earthly representatives are expected to call for an early boycott of all new civics because satan loves magic and jehovah does not, no way.. sparlock the new spokesperson for the devil has described the latest unfolding events and seats as significant..
All JWs with Doris Day or anybody else singing It's Magic bin it at once now go directly to the bin do not pass GO.
Oh and in case some of you remember and have Perry Como's Magic Moments bin that also go on search your old record collection.
we already have at least fifteen threads about sparlock the warrior wizard at last count.
it's getting difficult to keep track of his exploits.
i thought it might help if we can consolidate the links and artwork about him in this thread.
Morris the third speaks to all faithfull rank and file with a ditty;
There once was a wizard called Sparlock who was created without any signs of a bollock.
The omission for this ? we are taking the piss so shut up and keep tugging your forlock.
who would win?
.
or...... maybe they won't fight and it could be the greatest team up in history!.
Sparlock landed astride the edge of a tin can in the dumpster when he came out his first words were " Oh boy am I thor!"
